Your confidence in your own fashion sense is about to take a knock as Jupiter borks you from afar. Reverse whatever you instinctively feel works fashionwise well into August and you might avoid the worst fashion blunders that could see your picture pop up on some of the more aggressively comedic picture fashion disaster websites.

Polite swear word replacements like 'sugar', 'pop tarts' and 'duckers' are set to provide moments of misfortune if misheard by users of the more vulgar or aggressive versions who may try to befriend you thinking you are one of them.

A person who claims they are a doctor will prescribe a chocolate medicine this month. Check their credentials, are you sure they aren't a chocolate salesmen masquerading as a medical expert?

This month your destiny is on a diet.