Sagittarius - June 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Laughing hysterically and seemingly endlessly, like you used to do when you watched the Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies as a kid, is about to become par for the course this month, and many around you may consider you are starting to go completely nuts. Now may be the time to look up a local self defense course to learn the skills required to stop people putting on a straight jacket during one of your laughing fits.

'Get a life', 'Get a room,' and 'Get out of my house' are your preferred explanations this month.

Your luck with traffic / speed cameras is about to come under the influence of a pedantic Neptune this month, after a short period where Saturn coulnd't've cared less.

This month your destiny is wearing the beach shorts but can't inflate the ball.

 

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