Leo - June 2010 - Funny Horoscope

'Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango' is your lucky line from Bohemian Rhapsody, the Queen rock group classic tune, this month.

Oars, sails, but not punts, are your preferred methods of in-boat propulsion.

Fears over a double dip, maybe in the road, on a golf course, or most likely economically, could add a downbeat dimension to your supposedly 'I thought it was going up beat' expectations this month.

Eating at 10% faster than your usual speed could save up to five minutes in an average month, which is more than enough saved time to enable you to just get to most places you have been getting to late to recently.

This month Jupiter is determined to make a theatrical entrance.

 

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