Sagittarius - July 2010 - Funny Horoscope

You will come under the influence of the World Cup competition, currently being held in South Africa, this month. Jupiter has been having some fun with the referees and line judges and just loves winding the English up when they play Germany - job done, praise the wisdom of the planets!

Indeed, kicking balls is well starred this month in any of its forms, apart from the euphemistic ones. The king prawn balls advisory continues in place until well into November.

Fouls, fowls and fjords are all well starred.

This month your destiny has a chance of happiness in another constellation.

 

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