This month's fashion advisory is to unbutton your shirt three buttons down from the top until dusk on the 29th.

This month will be the first time in your life that you are whichever is the better one in the before or after picture. Celebrate inappropriately.

In any disaster movie type situation: anyone with a plan that 'just might work' hasn't thought it through properly - ignore them and bang noisily on the hull to attract the attention of rescuers.

Tapas has a 25% chance of choking Pisces this month, which is the best it's been since the summer of 1997, enjoy.

This month your destiny has a plan that just might work.