Running Benny Hill style and slapping bald headed old men on the head is well starred this month, especially if you are the old man with the bald head.

This month your lucky professional wrestler wears spandex at least to his knees and his trademark move rhymes with 'tell him ref'.

Humming mysteriously and at length may be your only hope in fighting off some kind of unexpected attack while out shopping or while watching television in the early peak 8-9 hour.

This month your destiny is waiting for a bus.