Leo - July 2010 - Funny Horoscope

This month your preferred order of Banana Splits is Snork, Bingo, Fleagle and Drooper.

Running, jumping, but not flying through the air head first, are all well starred.

Climbing trees is well starred, especially the low ones and especially when a lion isn't trying to eat you from below, otherwise they are badly starred with a falling from great heights advisory throughout.

Explanations for some kind of domestic mystery will be either:

  • a small furry animal nesting in the cellar
  • a leaky pipe
  • someone is urinating on the tulips

Your destiny will have a conflab again this month.

 

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