The Higgs Boson, a hairy Bisson and Hank Paulson are all equally starred this month.

You are about to witness a genuine 'Me Me' Roadrunner occurrence this month, and a wile Coyote who has acne. This almost perfect cartoon coincidence gone wrong follows on from last month's Mr Magoo who looks like he is short sighted but isn't and saw you do that mocking dance about him and is plotting revenge in a way only a lonely single man can do, and Stewie from Family Guy who actually had a French accent.

A phone call will answer a question you have pondered upon since the 16th of last month. The answer may be a disappointment unless you understand complex mathematical formulas explained to you over the phone.

This month your flanges are in need of a service.