After last months excursions into the joys of text messaging, now might be the time to try to stop writing u for you, 2 for to or too, and ROTFLMFAO for rolling on the floor laughing my ass off [edited for family newspaper], or, on second thoughts, maybe don't for the last one just rolls of the tongue doesn't it?

A hearty walk, a hearty meal but not Braveheart are well starred, unless you are in the mood for painting the Scottish flag on your face and donning a kilt, or a skirt if you get the wrong kind of fabric again.

Blaming others for your misfortune is well starred this month, especially in any career or motoring decisions offered you by elders in the past.

This month your destiny shows courage under fire.