Aries - July 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Bachelor Parties, baby showers and 65th birthday parties are whoop-whoopingly starred at different times of the month.

Danger in the form of stripes, spots or just muscular animals who like to maul, chew or pound on you with their feet and noses, are well starred this month. The planets are difficult to read; this could mean that the planets are protecting you from the animals who don't want to do you any harm, or it could mean that the kill will be quick and painless.

"Hullabaloo" is your preferred word to add into conversations this month, replacing "perambulate" which has served you well since January.

This month your destiny has the wings of an inebriated bird.

 

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