Taurus - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Overlong and repetitive goodbyes may influence your decision to pursue a lucrative Japanese stationary contract this month. Even though you have done most of the negotiations on the phone, you have started bowing too much and Neptune is not impressed.

Market trading, auctioneering and buying a DVD on Ebay are well starred this month, except if it is a boxed set and the seller says the item is watched only once (he is technically telling the truth in that he took the DVDs out of the box and looked at the DVDs once but they were so scratched and bashed about he never put it in his DVD player to watch in the usual 'watch a DVD on the television' sense of the word.) Complain and you will get a refund.

You will discover a new cough medication this month that will do the trick nicely, but due to the amounts of alcohol involved you will forget what it is.

This month your destiny has an attitude.

 

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