Scorpio - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

If they are right and the world is going to end in 2012 (just after the London Olympics) then you only have about two and a bit years to achieve whatever it is you want to achieve in your life. Now may be the time to throw off the cloak of conformity and take that last final gamble. (See our disclaimer, below).

Running and jumping stupidly over roof tops, jamming your fingers into electrical points and crossing the road without looking are all perfectly starred this month (See the disclaimer, below).

Angry looking dogs may just be looking for a hug on the 24th of the month (See our disclaimer, below).

This month your destiny is average.

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