Sagittarius - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Stomping about loudly in upstairs rooms with wooden floorboards when you are angry is well starred this month, as are creepy bump in the night sounds which may be used to scare young or old people alike.

Negotiations involving some kind of timetable, or a confused senior citizen trying to catch a coach to Ipswich, are humorously starred. Saturn has put you on a red YouTube video alert, so make sure you have enough memory in your camera to record any laugh out loud moments of video sublimity.

Overreactions involving a cell phone are ominously starred around the 18th of the month.

This month your destiny has concerns over global warming.

 

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