Pisces - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Your accurate 4% of the time ability to predict things will improve a massive 27% this month, but even so your abilities still need to be carefully proved to your skeptical public.

Arguments involving science are well starred this month, especially if a simple experiment can be used to prove your argument. Ensure you have enough petri dishes, test tubes and pestles and mortars in your store cupboard for the inevitable challenges.

Harmonicas and other maudlin sounding mouth instruments are gaylee starred this month in an exuberantly effeminate lets put on a musical kind of 1950s way.

This month your destiny makes no grammatical sense at all.

 

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