Libra - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Left over Christmas cake, even if Christianity is not your religion, will help solve a problem this month and you may be delighted with its impressive absorbency in any liquid leakage emergency.

Grand entrances, possibly with top hat and tails and one of those long stick thingies, are badly starred especially if it has been raining and the steps are wet.

Humus, Greek Yogurt and sun ripened tomatoes from Italy are okly starred individually but armageddonly starred if combined in a meal or buffet.

Hunting, cavorting, but not singing in the woods, are perfectly starred for that annual January trip to find yourself.

This month your destiny has a hangover.

 

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