This month there is a black and white romantic comedy movie advisory in place for all of the month with particular concerns over mustaches of the Douglas Fairbanks variety.

Jam, jammin' and jamming things into other things, are all perfectly well starred in any tea party or dance in a room where alcohol or drugs are not allowed to be consumed and top buttons are firmly fastened.

Waltzes, Foxtrots but not the Highland Fling are all well starred, as always in view of your typically Gemininian back complaint.

This month your destiny hysterically demands a new color to complete an interior decorating endeavor.