Cancer - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Grand theatrical musical productions in which you walk, singing coolly down a glittery staircase in top hat and tails, is well starred this month and well into March. Remember to keep your chin up so they can hear you at the back.

A low budget straight to DVD movie will look like a remarkable bargain around the 22nd of the month - only buy it if you need a piece of plastic to throw at the cat or for the dog to chew.

Superman, Supergirl but not Superdog continue to be well starred especially in any precarious burning building situations (that is unless Superdog has finally perfected his putting large fires out using cocked backleg urine power).

This month your destiny wears the bedraggled appearance of a singer songwriter without a sober business manager.


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