Aries - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

The Jupiter inspired mayhem penciled in for 7th of the month onwards may be an opportunity for you to shine in a near superhero capacity to solve problems on the hoof and in the air.

Nuts, particularly almonds and walnuts, but not peanuts and hazel nuts, are randomly starred especially when eating at the bar on yachts from small red bowls.

'Tantamount' is your word of the month and you should use it in any important or official communications especially on the phone (the official cell phone txt shortening of tantamount is tatmnt).

Bubbles are very well starred either in the bath, blown through a bubble hoop using washing up liquid, or even Michael Buble, who's latest album is quite good.

This month your destiny is cantankerous.


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