Aquarius - January 2010 - Funny Horoscope

New Year's resolutions involving jumping, hopping or kangaroos are perfectly starred especially up and until 16th of the month.

WARNING: There is a nakedness advisory set against this, plus an only try this at home request.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel is set to be well starred this month, especially with spoons on metal poles scraping in an easterly direction, which just so happens to be the same direction Jupiter is carelessly spinning this month.

Drumming is well starred for much of the month, especially fingers on counters and spoons on jars.

This month your destiny has an idea for a new business venture later in the year.

 

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