Taurus - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

No matter how firm your jaw, there will always be some Taurus somewhere with a firmer jaw.

No matter how buff your exercise regime can make your chest, some Taurus somewhere will have a better one, even if it is surgically enhanced.

This month enjoy your own version of Taurus 'me' perfection.

You are prone to innocently uttering a really rude sex euphemism that has been adopted by a secret internet sex group which has, unbeknownst to you, congregated on the same train, or in the same bar, as you this month. The charts are unclear what the word is, but it could rhyme with either Nipty, Jazzercise or Bessy.

This month your destiny favors a hairstyle not yet perfected by your hairdresser.

 

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