Scorpio - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

You may feel that you are insulated from some professional storm about to break involving yourself and a colleague: a bit like the Jay Leno / Conan O'Brien thingie but bigger and completely unforecastable by even the most accurate horoscopes in the world (that's us), until about 7th of the month. If no news has broken by then, thank Saturn's wily behind the scenes manipulations of creative media types in the networks in your country.

You will have a quibble and are determined to try it out in a widely advertised no quibble guarantee. Jupiter is on Scorpio's side in any quibbling activity for much of the time.

Horses, water buffalo, bulls, but not Moose, are well starred this month especially in the afternoon.

This month your destiny is like one of the back left incisors in a shark midway through a tasty attack.


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