Pisces - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

The problem with the accelerator in your new Toyota, that we forgot to mention last month because we didn't have the time, is set to cause problems. Jupiter is in charge of the recall, if you must drive it don't go above 2 mph until it is fixed.

Long leisurely walks in the early morning light, or in the nearly-dusk, in your bare feet, on smooth sand, the ocean lapping at your feet, is set to pepper this month with interesting possibilities for either romance or wet cold feet.

A problem with another Pisces is set to escalate this month in a seafood restaurant or McDonalds. Burger King, Wendy's or Taco Bell is not affected until well into April.

This month your destiny has a decision to make about sequins.

 

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