Leo - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Putting things off for a few minutes will pay dividends this month and may even allow you to enjoy more fully your day. Simon Cowell has recently been in the news when he was 90 minutes late for work. Have you any idea how good that feels, turning up that late and nobody can do anything about it? Jupiter is trying to get you to try it - ignore him.

Crunching, chewing but not burping, are all well starred this month, especially at high tea on Thursdays and Fridays in Belgium. The slurping advisory we should have warned you about last month, but didn't, is about to be downgraded to a low rumble.

You will be drawn to heavy metal music this month including the fashionable long hair, beard and / or rock chick look. It might be a good idea to put on a few pounds of fat for the inevitable bar brawls.

This month your destiny is happy for most of the time


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