Following last month's silver screen linked romantic endeavors, this month may be the time to relax your love muscles and put away your 3D glasses.

Saturn has a flour based treat in store for you around the 7th of the month, especially if you work in a bakery and have to get to work by 3am for the early shift.

Johnny Knoxville, or someone with a nose like his, is about to add an extra something to your month. This may be the good old Hollywood glitz and glamour, or possibly a well needed reminder that you are only a step away from a painful pratt fall and a bruised ass.

A third generation German American is about to provide a problem for your genes, or that might be jeans, your chart has just become difficult to read as Neptune and Saturn conjunct.

This month your destiny is like a contestant on American Idol who cannot sing but thinks nobody else has noticed.