Capricorn - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Jolly Capricorns, mostly the fat ones, but jolly thin ones too if you are one, are speculatively starred this month in most hilarious situations, and for well into the year. Chortles, giggles and even LOL's are particularly indicated in train stations, supermarkets and in cubical farm type office layouts.

Jupiter's attempts to rewrite your prospective hobby list will finally come to fruition this month, but only if you fancy taking up East European car collecting or listed historical building restoration.

Long walks, rambling, hiking, white water rafting, point jumping, bungee jumping and watching the latest season of 24 are highly starred.

This month your destiny has that look of love of which Burt Bacharach made a nice living writing songs.

 

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