Acting as an intermediary in any contract negotiation, being a character witness for some person involved in some sort of fraud trial, or even reading fortunes using a crystal ball, are modestly starred for much of the month.

A bait and switch fraud is set to pepper your month with an exciting living on-the-edge-of-being-sued-in-a-class-action kind of way. Enjoy the sushi in the expensive hotels and restaurants you can temporarily afford. Tip modestly, this money will be useful to grease the wheels in prison later in the year, if you get our meaning.

Coconuts are terribly badly starred especially when falling off of trees in Newton type apple on head kind of ways.

Negotiate crankily in any contract deliberations involving flowers or imported Chinese porcelain dogs with large ears.

This month your destiny has an idea of the let's put on a musical kind.