Aries - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Following last month's multiple super heroic endeavors to sort out a variety of problems, this month bills demanding payment for broken walls, roads, vehicles and water dams will arrive. Check any local or national government schemes for disaster relief before charging them to your credit or debit card.

You are about to be befriended by two small Simon Cowell type figures, like those small angels and devils on your shoulder you sometimes see on people in television or in the movies who are wracked whether to make good or sinful choices. Agree with him, don't agree with him, wait 90 minutes for him to turn up, don't do that, it's all the same. You'll still have to pay well for his services however and he is in great demand.

Jupiter is in need of some attention this month. Pray in his direction for thirty minutes at dawn from the 6th to 19th of the month.

This month your destiny has knee and back pains.


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