Aquarius - February 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Harping on about something, hopping on your left foot and harps and harpsichords, the musical instruments, are all spasmodically starred this month in no particular order and / or volume and/or playing ability.

'Change is coming' could well have been some sort of political slogan you held much store in during the presidential election last year, however this could mean change in the money sense in which case your invested dollars could soon be returned to you as a few cents.

A sixty-something Fame wannabe is about to influence you in a driving decision this month. Beware leg warmers in all colors, apart from bright green and pink, coming in from all directions at intersections.

This month your destiny wobbles like a furious jelly fish.

 

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