Virgo - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Justin Bieber has never been better starred, especially when he sings and dances at the same time. Now might be the ideal time to buy a Biebermania t-shirt with his smiley shiny face on.

Boiling things is now your lucky kitchen activity with each boil of the kettle potentially the bringer of good fortune until about half past 7 on the 18th.

Quaffing champagne is well starred until daybreak on all days except 5th, 9th, 17th , 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th and the 31st of the month.

This month your destiny gibbers incoherently.

 

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