Taurus - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

What is the difference between meditation and just lounging around with a blank mind watching the tv? Some say it is posture, perhaps it is breathing, actually the only difference between the two is your ability to eat snacks. This month all your tv meditation / snacking actions are endorsed by the planets as your body craves a high salt, high sugar, high fat downtime before your annual exercise and dieting regime that is your Taurean January every year.

The mince pie warning of last month is still in place, now with brandy sauce and fruit filled cakes added to the caution. Turkey, on the other hand, has rarely been better starred after a brief moment of bad luck which coincided with Thanksgiving in the USA.

This month your destiny is like a brussel sprout.


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