Fried chicken is about to become lower in cholesterol, but only for Scorpio this month, as Neptune, traversing the Plain of Goodwill, attracts cholesterol away from your body using a sort of unfeelable, un measurable, solar wind. Enjoy this as it will return to normal after 29th of the month.

Favor loose fitting rather than skin tight in any fashion clothing choices this month, especially for days at the races, football matches and trips to marmoset sanctuaries.

Oranges, satsuma's but not tangerines are critically-badly stared this month with a choke-on-pip danger warning posted on oranges now increased to the highest level red, from, ironically, level orange last month.

This month your destiny has a gift the shape of a toy dinosaur.