Sagittarius - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Hard, squeezy, athletic, handshakes are set to become popular once more after a period where hand crushees weren't impressed by the strength of the squeezer. Muscular Sagittarius should thank Jupiter, and let squeezy white knuckle battle commence after the 8th.

Driving while talking on your cell phone, or texting while you are driving, are set to become particularly dangerous around the 10th of the month. Make sure your reindeer crash bars on the front of your vehicle are secure and set the air bags to stun (there's a dial underneath something somewhere).

Chucky has been your lucky fictional movie character since March. It'll change to Bert from Sesame Street sometime soon.

This month your destiny wears the dress of the college party boy.


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