Bowing, curtseying, and that thing waiters learn in waiter school where they walk stiffly upright with their head not moving and a glass filled with water balanced on their head, are all well starred in competitive butlering situations.

Chipmunks, and any toothy, nibbly, furry, pointy nosed critters that Disney has made acceptable to the masses, are your lucky varmints for much of the time.

Singing in pubs and bars bare chestedly is well starred, especially for Queen songs if you can do that Freddy Mercury thing with the microphone.

Julian is your lucky name - you should pick anyone called this first in any team selection task, especially polo.

This month your destiny is a chav.