Libra - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Bouffant is your lucky hair style this month.

Violins, either playing them for real, or air style, are your preferred method of indicating your sarcastic sorrow to another's plight or stupidly self inflicted traumas this month, especially in office cubicles and public lavatories.

Sunsets are to be preferred to sunrises until well into February, especially in any warm sunny holiday island setting where the red of the sky matches the red of your sun burnt back.

Medium settings, or at most setting 6 out of 10, is your preferred hand drying temperature in any road side rest points in most of the northern continents on planet Earth and all of Mars.

Your destiny is looking for an honorable way out.

 

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