Leo - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

F11 is your lucky keyboard function key this month.

Flower arranging, especially the bit when you have to remove the leaves off long stems (what is that called? Is there even a name for it?) is fragrantly starred.

You are about to come up with a plausible method of teleportation, yes just like on Star Trek. The problem will be you just don't know enough math so any scientist worth his salt to whom you confide your idea will look at you blankly and then at his watch. Now is the time you should regret never trying to understand algebra at school. Neptune is waiting to say I told you so (which will be delivered to you in the form of a hard knock).

This month your destiny is lost in a maze.

 

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