Gemini - December 2010 - Funny Horoscope

After last month's timing issues, this month you are well and truly back on form. You really are ticking over like a well primed vehicle ready to race off at a moment's notice. No need to stop and think at all this month, every impulse, comment and reaction will be right on the money.

Petting animals, especially cute little yappy type dogs that fit in handbags, are well starred. Throwing sticks for larger dogs to catch in any cliff top or precarious top of roof situation are also better starred than you might expect.

Standing on the cracks in pavements, which you as a child were rightly careful of not doing, but have since let slip, is about to become important again.

This month your destiny shivers.

 

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