Beware jingle bells in all of their forms this month and until well into the new year.

You will be mentioned by name in a Wikileaks disclosure this month. Accept nothing less than $25,000 per interview from the media.

Round things, including people and really fat dogs, continue to be poorly starred especially when you are out shopping for seasonal gifts or food.

Any suggestion that you have overdecorated your living space at this festive time should be dealt with by a cool frostiness and the immediate switching on of all flashing colored lights and seasonal musical soundtracks at full volume.

This month your destiny is napping.