This month the answers to even the most difficult life questions will be found in free gifts in newspapers, magazines and two for one bargains in your favorite store (excluding fruit or healthy food - remember the ages old celestial truth that cottage cheese is never well starred).

Random events look set to pepper your month with a sort of seasonal goodwill to all men feeling, if Jupiter and Saturn can come to some agreement. Avoid the sherry especially in any Fraiser type encounters.

Toast cooked to no higher than level 3 on your toaster is your advised setting all month.

Your destiny wears the medals of past conflicts which may or may not have been bought on Ebay.