Virgo - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Horatio, Ernest and Theodore are your names from ages past set to have an impact this month in some sort of spooky, supernatural, 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum' kind of way.

Refudiate is, of course, your Sarah Palin inspired crossword puzzle answer this month and well into the presidential running season in late 2011.

You will have an idea for a new sit com pop into your brain involving a family this month.

A moment of doubt on the 14th is Pluto trying to enter your consciousness. Ignore him, he's been pissy with Virgo since he was downgraded from a planet to a pile of rubble a few years back.

This month your destiny has finally fixed the roof rack to the car and is ready to get beach bound.


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