Common houseflies, medium sized spiders, and those flying thingies with the really long legs, are all well starred in any alfresco food preparation situations or when you have a vacuum cleaner nozzle in your hand ready to suck them up.

Taking two wires and crossing them together should only be attempted by a qualified electrician at all times, apart from a small window at 5.03am on the 23rd of the month.

Pointy Spock ears are well starred in any fancy dress party or attempts at speed Suduko.

This month your destiny needs reassurance that it's bottom doesn't look too big in that swimming costume.