Sagittarius - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Flashing lights, or computer screens on which ALERT, or CRITICAL, are flashing violently, are only 5% accurate this month. Nevertheless, it's probably better to run screaming from the building just to be on the safe side, unless you are the manager of a nuclear power station where it's probably time to dust off the procedure manuals they told you about when you joined the company.

All-in-one body suits may never have been so highly starred for swimming like a fish-dart, however, think for a good hour before walking out on the streets wearing one, your fashion credibility may be in danger.

The global Sagittarius eyebrow warning is extended through this month and beyond.

This month your destiny has a half inflated beach ball and it needs someone with a bit of puff.


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