Pisces - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

A man who looks uncannily like, but isn't, William Shatner, will be completely imbecilic towards you this month. Your initial reaction will be to offer some sort of deference because he looks so much like one of your childhood heroes. But don't: give him the full range of your views and stop only when he is dabbing his tear filled eyes with the third tissue.

'There's no smoke without fire' is a saying that will be of no help to you whatsoever this month when you notice what looks like smoke coming from someplace or other.

This month your destiny has just found the cheap sun block it bought last year and is looking for a towel and swimming costume and will meet you on the beach at about 10am.

 

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