'Wardrobe malfunction' continues to be your foremost breast popping out when you least expect it euphemism of the month. (The pointy bra warning continues from last month and has now been extended until well into the feast of Michaelmas or, more accurately, whenever the first leg of chicken is bitten into.)

Chuckles are set to pepper the month as never before, or that might be hiccups, it's difficult to read Libra's chart this month. (Libra has become the most difficult star sign to predict, with the result that Libra horoscopes in all media outlets throughout the world are less accurate than usual. This is due to sun spots on Saturn.)

This month your destiny may have a chance encounter on a pier or any other suspended planks over the water architecture.