Leo - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Stadium lights, prison spotlights, but not oncoming car headlights, are so-soly starred depending on where you are standing at the time. Take Neptune's advice and err on the side of caution, choosing to select the only a twist of danger option until dusk on the 17th.

Chasing things is much better starred than usual this month, with a 0.7% better chance than normal of you catching what you are running after.

Doctors who like nothing better than practical jokes with their patients should be avoided until well after Halloween.

Dodgy props hold out the prospect of breaking mid scene to general hilarity apart from your own.

This month your destiny has bought a Kiss Me hat.

 

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