Chats with friends, talks with relatives, but not baby talking to dogs and cats and babies, are your preferred methods of interaction this month, as Neptune transgresses the Plain of Oprah.

Walking with your chin up and shoulders back but not looking where your feet are treading, has a 1 in 10 chance of upturned drawing pin stickage into your shoe this month in any classroom scene.

To shave or not to shave? will be a question you will have to confront in some sort of hair or follicle over achievement situation.

Your destiny has sand between its toes and the smell of coconut.