`Capricorn - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Cushions, pillows, but not bean bags or duvets, are your favored enclosed fluffy stuff inside an outer material casing thing this month.

Games of truth or dare have a 3% higher than usual chance of nakedness after dark.

Slaps on the back, especially of the congratulations variety, should be tempered this month, as you tend to slap congratulations like you would if someone has something stuck in their throat. You, of course, shouldn't slap people on the back when they have something stuck in their throat, and there is also a chance your congratulations slap could be misconstrued as a 'you and me outside now and lets sort this out' kind of way.

This month your destiny is asleep by the pool.

 

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