'Sublime', 'delicate' and 'exquisite' are three words set to pepper a futile attempt at literary or musical criticism this month, especially on Tuesday's.

Eating and drinking on roller coasters, especially the ones that flip you upside down no more than three times in a minute are well starred, with chocolate milk being the planets' preference.

Jumping over things Evil Knevil style has a 5% better than usual chance of success this month.

General murmuring under your breath, aimless whistling, or singing when you know only about 25% of the words and /or 25% of the tune, are inevitably starred this month.

Your destiny has bought some really gnarly shorts for the beach.