Aquarius - August 2010 - Funny Horoscope

August is the month for Aquarius feet - Neptune is set to cast its attention on all erotic and exotic Aquarius foot usages. Foot balms, regardless of cost, are of equal effectiveness for icky calluses, rancid hard skin heels and yellow toe nail, until well into November but only if applied in an east to westerly direction.

Officers of the law, judges, parole officers and senior non shelf stacking supermarket employees, are all badly stared especially in any moments of your inadvertent technical breaches of laws or social etiquettes involving small children around the 16th.

You are about to come up with one of the most original uses yet for a plastic container milk comes in; Beryl at the patent office is awaiting your call.

This month your destiny is dressed for summer.


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