April 2010 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

Unction In The Stars, Award For Bravery. Capricorn January 2010

Most Consulted Horoscope By Mercenaries Before Going Into Combat In An African Country, Zimbabwe, Taurus, March 2010

Best Use Of 'Suffering Succotash' In A Virgo Horoscope Of The Year, 2008

More Accurate Than 7 On The Horoscope Richter Scale, March And April 2009

The Peter And Paul Best Dicky Bird Fly Away In A Sagittarius Horoscope Award, December 2008

 

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