Virgo - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Saturn is to increasingly embrace public transport throughout the month: expect a 3% improvement in your success rate for hailing a taxi, busses/coaches 5%, trains 2.4%.

If gardening this month, favor hand held trowels.

Hazardous substances are about to become particularly hazardous for all Virgo's from the 16th, during Jupiter's Copernican phase which is set to last about 7.5 million years from the 14th of April.

This month your destiny wears the trousers in any domestic dispute.

 

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